Ass Apron

A term that a baseball umpire uses when a ball player argues the call with them in a very ignorant manner.

Player - "That was a shit call!"
Umpire- "Youre an ass apron!"

by AA-ron Wood April 24, 2013

truck ass

An ass that that surpasses a mere donk.

Damn, look at her truck ass.

by truckassafficiando January 27, 2014

Kung POW Ass

A popping booty on a fine honey. That ass is about to explode out those tight pants. Makes you get sprung

Man, that fly honey with the tight pants on has a "Kung POW Ass'

by Michael 'Heavy G' Widorski February 23, 2014

ass sore

When you take a shit and it feels like your asscheeks are being ripped apart from wiping.

John: man.. that was a huge ass sore, i kept clenching my buttcheeks..

by littlelillies March 18, 2014

giving it in the ass

It means to betray someone. Even worse when you trust them and you leave your ass vulnerable to either loyalty or betrayal. In this case, betrayal.

He told me would pick me up from the airport but he never showed. I had to take a cab. Why does he insist on giving it in the ass? He really gave it to me in my ass this time.

by John Prophet March 10, 2014

ass piccolo

A device used to pleasure yourself by sticking it into your ass.

I'm a bit lonely, I should pleasure myself with this new ass piccolo

by Hyum Bum CHo March 20, 2014

Ass End of a Train Wreck

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.

Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."

by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014