you

your, GOUJUS

your splendidly.....GOUJUS

by your dad 3000 May 26, 2022

who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.

"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Thuck You

What to say when you are mad, but also happy about someone doing something to you.

Amigo 1: Yo dude, that ball is going to hit you!
Amigo 2: Oh shit!
Amigo 1: Aw, never mind. I thought it was coming towards you.
Amigo 2: Alright, well thuck you!

by Someone with a 🅱️rain April 7, 2025

what did you guys have for lunch today?

something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =

to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable

user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!

*whole group chat stays silent for a while*

user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 23, 2023

You have no sympathy

It's funny that you keep saying that because that's one of the last things I said to my mother in her fit of drunken denial. She's a bitch and a narcissist.

Hym " 'You have no sympathy' I said to my narcissistic mother. And she said nothing because she knew I was right and my stepfather cried because HE ALSO KNEW I WAS RIGHT. Regardless of what happens with this I'm going to make sure I'm not around. Functionally an orphan. Like, the video game. Orphan: Scion of Sorcerery. Hi Melissa! Hi Mark! Go fuck yourselves!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

I love you more than mostest

When you love someone more than they love you, even after they said they love you the ‘mostest’.
In most cases ‘mostest’ can’t be beaten, but this word becomes the exception.

😘

Joel: Love you
Christie: Love you more
Joel: Love you most
Christie: Love you more than most
Joel: Love you mostest

Christie: I love you more than mostest

and furthermore can prove this, as now it’s listed in the dictionary 😝

by Iridescent1 September 27, 2023

you oh

It's "oh you" but i switched the order of the words.

You oh.

by alexiscool123 September 20, 2017