Your Mom

Your mom is a phrase commonly used among little kids about 5 to 8 years of age as an insult or a "come-back".

"What are you doing?"
"Your Mom"

by Watch out girl March 13, 2022

A bitch in your ear

a feminine influence in one's life who manipulates a person's ideas of what's good and what's bad for their own self.

Typically achieved through emotional manipulation

"Little Caesars tastes so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you that it's nasty"

by uppity-downity February 24, 2024

Xiphoid Control Your Genitals

Xiphoid Control Your Genitals

Xiphoid Control Your Genitals

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

gabbing your gibblesticks

perdonkin your pusslplaps beatin your beef flaps cooking your cooter

dude whats gabbing your gibblesticks
wdym gabble my gibblesticks my gibblesticks are not being gabbled.

by thisbitchasshoe January 15, 2024

pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

reel your beacon

Chill the fuck out

Angela: I need my child support! I'm done fucking around with you!

Gary: Reel your beacon, you'll get it!

by Beacon July 7, 2015

give a girl your hoodie day!

on october 23, it’s national give a girl your hoodie day! you can give it to any girl, girlfriend, crush, etc.

girl 1: i’m so excited for today!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: it’s national give a girl your hoodie day! i wonder if my crush will give me one!

by woahtherebuddyy October 22, 2020