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My fckn BEST FRIEND. Nobody can hurt us untill we're thogeter.
Me: Whats up man wacha doin'?
You: im fine
Me: Whats the problem
You: nothin'
Me dont line to me mf
You: ok it was...
Me: Dont worry i'll beat his ass
by Unloved Madafacka💖 November 23, 2021
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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
by PHILBALL September 22, 2022
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Are you bald?

Another way to call someone dumb or stupid.
You lit a joint up while your parents were home? are you bald?
by olans June 4, 2017
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yea you should know

"How long is the class going to last today?"

"About 40 mins. It shouldn't take too long."

"Ok"

"Wait weren't you here yesterday?"

"Yea"

"Yea you should know."
by WhoGivesAShitAnymore January 8, 2023
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You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 1, 2019
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why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.
ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes
by buffandol lover March 3, 2022
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I meow you

I meow you is a cuter and cattier version of I love you. However this phrase cannot be used to just anyone. Only to someone you are in love with and love like a little cute adorable cat. The phrase I love you, may be overused but not I meow you. When I say I meow you it means that you will be stuck with me and I will never leave you just like a cat.
“Gabe you’re so perfect and adorable I meow you!! I miss my nerdy pookie.”
by MUTTSGIRAFFEPOOKIE August 19, 2024
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