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Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"
Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!
by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013
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Rooster in my wrary

When your typical male human wants things to get heated up and decides to make a move on a female human. Les female might be thinking or saying..."uhh put your rooster in my wrary." That is when you have permission to get jiggy with it.
Babe. Rooster in my wrary. Now. I'm feelin it
by Andre nikitina August 1, 2013
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Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"
She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.
by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013
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my week with Marilyn

one's encounter with a celebrity

N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson either goes (or wants to or needs to go back- I forget which one) in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience. wow.
by Sexydimma July 13, 2013
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my week with Marilyn

N.B.: The Marilyn referred to in the definition is Marilyn Monroe. The phrase itself, 'my week with Marilyn' is also the title of a post-Harry Potter Emma Watson movie in which a character played by Emma Watson either goes (or wants to or needs to go back- I forget which one) in time to spend a week with Marilyn Monroe.

one's encounter with a celebrity
boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience.

boy a) wow
by Sexydimma August 21, 2013
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smelling my pocket

When that dank has a stank.
Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*

Friend: Dude, that was close.

Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.
by FlopsyKisses October 8, 2013
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wack my wood

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back
by ill tom reem October 10, 2013
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