no dickriding shit

To say that you aren't favoring the other person because you like them or you want them to like you.

ARGUING
Kenton:"That's why you stupid as fuck you even told me you got all Fs!"
Caleb: "You lying like a motherfucker, Louis did I say that?"
Louis: "No dickriding shit but I remember you sayin that."

by Juicy_Jay December 5, 2019

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Piece of Shit

Writing paper material flushed down the toilet causing drain pipe pluggage

Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.

Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?

Homeowner:

A Piece of Shit

by ND86MBW February 18, 2022

Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex

Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.

by Milf33 May 5, 2025

stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now

You

‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’

by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025

Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.

Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"

by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024

Dip-tator-shit

A governing body over Canada with the name Justin TRUDEAU, who primarily seeks to bankrupt Canada until total control of weak and poor Canadians is achieved. Telling sovereign Canadians that they are bigoted Nazis in hopes that other Canadian liberals will turn on the wise who seek to defend their very freedom. End the tyrany

Have you heard of Justin Trudeau's dip-tator-shit, yes he appears to be a dip shit dictator!

by RICKEH! September 1, 2022