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by InterpersonalCommunication March 4, 2025

Tony El Chong Cuey

The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.

Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-

Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey

by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025

Toni

he's the smartest guy you'll ever meet, he has a long and thicc penis and loves albanian boys (Edis)

he has a little brother that could some day even reach his full potential and surpass him in terms of intelligence.

Guy1: What's with this Toni guy?
Guy2: He's the smartest person i've ever met. But don't get me started on his brother...

by Emilio88 January 29, 2024

Tony Perry

A fine ass member of the incredible band Pierce The Veil. He is one of the four holy Sexicans also known as Pierce The Veil. His smile is hella cute and he plays guitar like no other motherfucker. I love him so fucking much and you should too! ;)

Person: Who is this guy playing the guitar? He looks so cool
Me: That's Tony Perry! I love him
Person: I have to check him out!

by FALLOUTBOYTRASH January 28, 2018

Tony + Holly

Pure Bliss. They have both been through a lifetime of challenges. They will never part ways spiritually. Bound by blood. Alone they die together they flourish. The true meaning of completion is when they are physically together. They become one. One soul, one body, one light. No one will ever be able to break their vow to each other. Him a Gemini and Her a Leo, he will not put out her fire. He will fuel her flame. They will conquer life as one. Always and Forever!

I wish we were like Tony + Holly and in love.
Our love is strong like Tony + Holly have shown us.

by H!GHER P0WER January 27, 2025

Toni Jebbings

An absolute god of the essence an irl comic relief who makes dreams comes true. Should be everyone's favorite being.

"Oh I love Toni Jebbings so much, he's a real galoop"

by Toni Jebbings August 16, 2022

tony spencer

The name radiates ‘slag’. A Tony Spencer will spread diseases across the land so beware. Tony Spencers find it hard to get over their exes and have trouble coping with their abnormally small generals.

K:“I saw a Tony Spencer today!”
J:“Be careful! He is diseased”
K:“And has a small penis, yuck!”

by Queen Bitchhh October 28, 2017