Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them

Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

by Manchildidiot1111 November 16, 2021

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wet uncle sam

when somebody lubricates thier fist and inserts it into ones butthole in a punching motion.

" dude my girlfriend is a freak. last night she let me give her a wet uncle sam!"

by R.I.P Geoff July 13, 2009

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Sam says do me

when sam says do me, you find the nearest flat surface and grab sam. then you begin to have a macarena battle royale horazontaly. if you succeded in the battle, sam will booty drop in defeat run in shame. if sam won, expect her to zombie boy all over your effing face.

'sam says do me', 'angel says let's go'
'sam says do me', kayla runs in defeat.

by sami sed :] March 02, 2008

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jebao sam ti mamu

i fucked your mom

jebao sam ti mamu means some serb fucked your mom

by jebao sam ti mamu September 03, 2022

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Sam Wilton my g

Sam Wilton is an absolute g aswell as being an absolute posh boy with his electronic blinds but can also be a roadman at times when he puts his Zavetti Canada coat on.

Sam Wilton my g : Oh my gosh g just shut up

by S1.active November 18, 2019

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