An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
Get the freckle the potmug. Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.
Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.
by Satansfx December 11, 2022
Get the Hot Pot Centralmug. A West Perth-based local (Aussie) slang for someone who runs a high revenue business and makes lots of money but is stingy when it comes to staff development and expenses.
Staff to Mr. CEO: Hey where are we going to have our annual celebration this year?
Mr. CEO: It’s going to be Pot Black cos I have allocated most of the budget for this year towards renovating my office!
Mr. CEO: It’s going to be Pot Black cos I have allocated most of the budget for this year towards renovating my office!
by Small Cat Group September 20, 2022
Get the Pot Blackmug. October 25, The day made to raise awareness of POTS or Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Also know as Ashley Frick day
Person: “Who's that passed out on the ground?”
Other Person: “Oh it’s just Ashley, she’s fine.”
Person: “How is she fine? She’s laying on the ground!”
Other person: “She just has POTS, we’ll get her some Dr Pepper and everything will be fine.”
National POTS Day
Other Person: “Oh it’s just Ashley, she’s fine.”
Person: “How is she fine? She’s laying on the ground!”
Other person: “She just has POTS, we’ll get her some Dr Pepper and everything will be fine.”
National POTS Day
by Carncarnbaby June 18, 2023
Get the National POTS Daymug. a high school located in port colborne where everyone is on at least one type of drug. the people that hang out in the pit are most likely on multiple drugs.
by unknownlmfao April 6, 2020
Get the pot highmug. Posting a FB note while "High as all Fuck" on how good your edibles and related 420 friendly materials are that you recently digested, then coming across the post 2 days later and saying "Wow! Who Posted That?!?"
"Wow that 'Pot Post' I just came across on my FB page from the other day confirms my view on how Dope that Synthesis Shit was....as I don't remember 'Fuck!' about posting it! Man....was I Burnt!!"
by Ohsider October 14, 2014
Get the Pot Postmug. a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately
Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
by anonymous April 3, 2022
Get the Two pot nightmug.