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Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
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Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.
The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.
by Cablub February 18, 2022
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Toilet Paper roll is empty

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
MOM THE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS EMPTY!!!
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022
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Any papers dusty drapers

A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status
Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022
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paper

some thing you wipe your end with
I use paper to wipe my bum
by Lebas goofy ahhh March 5, 2022
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Paper cut

A sexual act in which one partner will vigorously slide their tongue in between the others lips.
Ouch I got a paper cut. That’s nothing let me show you a real paper cut.
by Feisty popcorn May 16, 2021
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Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.
Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.
by Elise girly May 19, 2021
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