microwave middle ground

refers to the length of time we usually choose to cook something: an average of the range specified by a recipe. begs the question, why don't they just tell us to use the number in the middle in the first place?

How long did you put the food in for?
8 minutes. The box said 7 to 9 so I chose the microwave middle ground.

When are you gonna show up at the party?
It goes from 4 to midnight so I thought I'd go at 8, choose the microwave middle ground.

by jeannee August 6, 2010

middle school boys

Toxic little boys who think its sooooooo sexy to sexual harass girls. They like to call everyone in sight gay, but they say there not homophobic. They usually get into 2 day long relationships. And for some odd reason think it's cool to jump and touch the top of the door frame. There horny little shits. They constantly talk about jerking off, they always have boners, and they try to hide them with notebooks or binders. Don't forget that they put an unnecessary amount of body spray on.

OMG! Middle school boys are so gross, they have cooties!

by shreks.hairy.ballsack May 27, 2020

eastern middle school

a very crapy school in a crapy area. there is a cock-roach infestation and insane children, like rapists drug dealers and gang bangers. the only thing keeping the school from getting shut down by some drug association are the overly perky magnet kids. these kids are usually mentally scared by the racist slang and bullying by the time they leave.

20 year eastern middle school reunion:

magnet kid: oh, is that you? it's been years! what have you been up to? i wrote an oscar winning screenplay!
ghetto kid: oh i'm still trying to graduate 8th grade and i am a hobo with a shotgun on the side.

by justanothersupasmartkid June 15, 2011

Middle School Dating

Only in middle schools, 'Dating' is a used word to tell that this girl is dating this boy and that they maked out, had 'sex', gave a blowjob even though it sounds fucking stupid and is pretty much not true. Can also be associated with trading Silly Bandz.

'Hey! Did you hear that Samantha and Derik are Middle School Dating?' said Bill
'Yeah, man! I heard that Derik traded some Silly Bandz for a blowjob!' said Lenny

by ThatNerdyDude October 17, 2010

Tilden Middle School

Where 50% of the students smoke weed and 50% get straight A's. Where all the students get detention after school on Friday's til 5. And the teachers forget to grade work. Where when kids get caught with weed they punch the principle and run til the cops catch you. where 25% percent of the last 200 students have been expelled.

"When Ebber got snitched on for having weed he hit Mr.Easton and ran from Mr. Easton and Mr. Leaman until the cops caught him and he got expelled" "Only at Tilden Middle School"

by EXTIMBERWOLF February 19, 2010

middle finger and thumb

Typically means "Fuck me" when the middle finger by itself me "Fuck you"

You: "you're such an ass *middle finger and thumb*" Partner: "if you insist <3"

by Taytortthott July 13, 2020

Delaura Middle School

A very odd school in which you could see “gAy BlAcC dUdEs KiSsInG”, one day or a “cAt WiT a GhAtT” the next. But there is a really big problem with delaura it’s infested with 🤢🤢 (gay people) (gross little delusional bugs that crawl around saying “are you assuming my gender” 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝐺𝑎𝑦 𝑃𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝐺𝐴𝑌𝑆 𝐴𝑅𝐸 𝐺𝑅𝑂𝑆𝑆!!!!

bonqueequee: yo mark don’t u go to Delaura Middle School cuh? mark: yes indeed i do bonqueequee: u a gay ass mf lil faggot ass bitch

by Jᴇᴡs WRLD September 7, 2021