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Oh, by the way, you don't call him daddy do you? Please... Please tell me that you don't. It would be funny if you did. Borderline hilarious. But, it would make me sad...

Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Cus it's definitely a loss for the fiance... I mean, she's got 4 kids. One of which is disabled. He has probably bought them school clothes at some point by now. Does he not have a right to know? Should I tell them? Let's go to the boyfriends. Tell them: Your dick is small so you're social worker girlfriends (who are (second only to nurses) statistically more likely to cheat) are fucking one of the retards at the programs. Hey, remember the day she told you 'No, actually I have to go to this other house for a training shift'? That was the exact day she fucked him. Got her little pussy stretched. By a retard. Only one of them consented to it. Can you guess who? Give you a hint. The retard is legally incompetent and, therefore, couldn't have consented. Still don't know? It was YOUR WIFE! YOUR WIFE FUCKED A RETARD BEHIND YOUR BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Ho! That. is. rich. Damn... Alright... I'm going to bed. Tell Jordan I said 'Hi'... And not the one you're thinking of but the other one."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
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Micheal B Jordan Son

Davarreon Jenkins (aquaman_djay on ig) aka dj
You:Who is Micheal B Jordan son
Other person: dj
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Jordan Hong

This dude straight up checks urban dictionary definitions for names. He describes himself as "it's the boy" and sometimes people call him JHong
Oh man it's Jordan Hong checking urban dictionary at Hangar again!
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Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.
Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.
by crackheadkate August 11, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is a very handsome man, he is able to make you look at him, and think “Holy shit, he is that mfing guy dawg”. What I’m trying to say is that Jordan IS HONESTLY JUST MFING HIM!, he’s always BEEN HIM, and and he will always BE HIM. Jordan is also loving, charming, and will never let you down, Jordan is just overall a great guy to be around.
“Hey have you seen that new guy Jordan?”

“Oh yes I have, that dude Jordan is honestly just him bro”
by Shut up guerra August 15, 2023
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jordan

He is a Jordan.
by Poopie145 August 28, 2023
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Jordan

person: why is jordan licking his weenween again?
other person: furry
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