Asshole Chicken

Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris

Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?

by #fuckgoblindrill February 26, 2022

Chicken Fellow

A human being with the potential to be better but decides to stay dumb. Also used to describe a puny virgin boy.

Example#1: You're a Chicken Fellow
Example#2: Damnnn, that guy's a Chicken Fellow

by Dante0408 August 25, 2021

dog chicken

Noun - When thou poker player elects to press thy call button with scrap waste(dog chicken hands). If thou play with scared money or thou buys in for the minimum. Thou must be proclaimed as dog chicken. "What more hath thou playith in order to run well amongst thy peasantry"
If thou proceed to play every hand and thus blame everyone and everything except for thyself then one must be proclaimed as dog chicken. If thou must forward to blackjack after thine game of hold'em and lose more money then thy will be proclaimed as dog chicken.
Synonyms : Chicken water, water chicken, gambling degenerate, covid vaccine

You just shoved with 7-2 off! You're absolute dog chicken.
"I look like dog chicken when I cap"

by Trevor Popps June 3, 2021

Chicken feet

Chicken feet is where a junkies fingers are imaciated and like chicken feet. "

Look at that crack heads chicken feet fingers

by LeftWithYourMom June 5, 2021

Dizzy Chicken

Man runs around in circles till he becomes dizzy, once he is dizzy he pecks around the woman’s vagina with his dick till he finds the feeding hole.

The man played dizzy chicken with his wife. He was very sore afterwards.

by slimsadiee03 June 25, 2021

Chicken's Pickins

An adjective to describe a place in which there is a large amount of useful discarded items that you can salvage. This is similar to how a chicken or group of chickens pick(s) at the ground to find insects to eat.

Hey man, check out 123 Anyplace Road! They're having a yard sale and the free stuff section is like chicken's pickins!

by coffee_by_the_pot July 6, 2021

Must be the chicken

A phrase that creepy old southern men use in relation to more physically developed teenage girls.

“Look at that high-school girl and her big boobs.”
“Must be the chicken.”

by Boominator July 11, 2021