Canadian Wedgie

To pull a hood over someone's head, causing them to topple forward

"My friend is obsessed with giving people Canadian wedgies and it's so hilarious, but not when it's happening to me."

by opinionatedash February 17, 2024

Canadian mudbog

Anal sex with maple syrup used as lubricant

Me and my bro did a Canadian mudbog last night

by Gimprodmrtn May 7, 2020

Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018

Canadian Kiss

A sensual act where a teaspoon or more of maple syrup is placed under the tongue of the receptive or submissive partner, the insertive or dominant partner then initiates a kiss in the french manner, the goal here being to consume the syrup out of their lover’s mouth. In other words, a sweet kiss.

Person 1: I enjoyed last night with them. They did something that I never experienced before.
Person 2: what did they do, exactly?
Person 1: I don’t know! they put syrup in my mouth and French kissed me. It was over before I realized there wasn’t any syrup left in my mouth.

Person 2: Oh! They gave you a Canadian kiss!

by Keel M. Dhed February 26, 2023

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021

Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time

A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."

by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017

canadian tractor

cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil

A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted

by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022