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Canadian Taper

When you gradually train in colder water to prepare for a polar plunge. This is in contrast to a standard swimming taper where workouts get easier.
Are you ready for the polar plunge eh?
Ya I’m starting my Canadian taper tomorrow!
by calvinswim March 20, 2023
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Canadian Bank Robbery

Where you rob a bank passing along a nice note. something like "my name is Ted, please give me all the money in this establishment." It isn't illegal because whoever gives u the money is actually robbing the bank, you are just asking for it nicely.
Did you hear about that bank robbery last night? It was a Canadian bank robbery, they said the thief was a super nice and personable guy.
by BigDaddyTeddyBear July 11, 2018
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Canadian Masturbation

Guy 1: "Yo Eric just did Canadian Masturbation!!!"
Guy 2: "Oh yeah, he's from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, right?"
Guy 3: "That's why its Canadian masturbation and not normal masturbation!"
by Jonathan Werd December 23, 2024
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warm canadian

When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.
Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."

Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016
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Canadian Famous

A person who is relatively well known in the country of Canada who most people outside of Canada will most likely not know.
It’s not surprising you don’t know who Terry Fox is, he’s Canadian Famous.
by Victory_Lap June 5, 2024
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The Canadian Rowboat

One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.
I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.
by Quarantine Improv December 3, 2021
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I am Canadian

I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer
Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian
by SlamJammer June 11, 2018
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