Paper-Liquid

It is an act of stealing petty goods from a gullible owner to sell it in pawn shops. The term is first used in a tamil movie, rendu (2006) when Vadivelu and Maddy steals from the Auto driver.
Madhavan: Hey, the project expenses are too much. How are we gonna afford it?
Vadivelu: "Paper-Liquid"
Maddy: you don't even have a job, how are you managing your finances?
Vadivelu: I have paper-liquided lot of things from my friend
by Cringe boy 1 June 16, 2021
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paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.
Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
by Navydude83 March 18, 2018
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Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...
"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
by Handy ManWell February 06, 2021
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joke-a-paper

A newspaper that focusses on profit rather than serious journalism.
A paper that has no interest in winning a Pulitzer Prize or other awards for journalistic excellence might well be a joke-a-paper more interested in revenue from display and classified ads than trying to investigate what goes on behind the scenes.
by Circus Room December 31, 2011
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Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.
"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."
by Goon the troll June 06, 2023
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The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds
(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???
by Wallnerboy October 15, 2007
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Paper Bishop

a false display of acceptance or wokeness made in an attempt to curry favor in a social setting, originating from the writings of the Reverend Roth to 17th century dioceses on the role of public prayer.
Sally was being such a paper bishop around miranda even though she's a life long member of the EDL
by Ground Lamb December 22, 2023
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