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Taking a trip to the garage

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.
Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.
by red27 July 31, 2011
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Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.
"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."
by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020
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take her to the market

when you are with someone and feel the immediate need to have sexual relations via the rectum
Wow! I was just with my friend and she could not stop flirting! I think imma take her to the market.
by lilyanuh December 1, 2021
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taking a mike johnson

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"

"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013
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one take jay

One take Jay is in the building” -Kubzscouts
by Ghastlyy July 13, 2023
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Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar
Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.
by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015
mugGet the Take home the dogsmug.

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