Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.
by red27 July 31, 2011

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."
by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020

Wow! I was just with my friend and she could not stop flirting! I think imma take her to the market.
by lilyanuh December 1, 2021

Depositing fecal matter into a fecal matter cleanup and removal system, such as a toilet, where you would shat upon the toilet bowl, flushing into the shit drainage system.
"FUCK, I NEED TO GO TAKE A MIKE JOHNSON REALLY BAD. SHIT, I JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY PANTS. taking a mike johnson"
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
"I just took a KILLER mike johnson. taking a mike johnson."
by MikeJohnson November 1, 2013

by Ghastlyy July 13, 2023

by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015

Jacking off while taking a shit
by Jagar21 March 15, 2018
