it takes two to Tandy

It takes two to Tandy is an uncommonly used turn of phrase used which is used in the context of when you want to Tandy by yourself but you need two.

Oh man I wish i could go Tandy but it takes two to Tandy... I'm talking to myself.

by Tiny fucking mr feet February 17, 2017

taking the nope train

A MEME you use when posting your extreme disgust or disagreement with some one's post on Facebook or Twitter

When Hillary Clinton asked Bernie Sanders supporters to vote for her during the 2016 Presidential election more than 95% of his hard core supporters were taking the Nope Train to Fuck This shitsville

by Mister Spock 95 March 1, 2017

Take home the dogs

Go home to feed the dogs and let them out, then come pick me up at the titty bar

Hey woman, leave me a stack of ones and go take home the dogs. I need a lapdance.

by Cannibalizer March 28, 2015

Hella Taking Pictures

When a dude in the club sneaking taking pictures of half naked females at the bar.

Wendell told the bartender " They hella taking pictures. "

Steve said " We in this bish till 2 am and we hella taking pictures! "

by So1oDaDon January 17, 2020

Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.

Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020

don’t take it personally

a phrase to most certainly be taken personally. similar to the phrase: ‘no offense’

kid: here’s my definition i worked hard on !
urban dictionary: we hate it. don’t take it personally.

by Frand April 1, 2019

take him to the lake

The act of taking a guy to a lake, killing him, and dumping his body in the lake water.

Matt: "I really don't like the way Craig talks to me.."
Charlie: "If I was you I'd just take him to the Lake"
Matt: "Good idea.."

by DethZarr July 2, 2015