put a hosta in it

Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn.
Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden.
Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it

by katdamnit May 19, 2016

put some guys on it

“Guys” can refer to a lot of things, usu. weed, beer, and cigarettes.

Ex: “I’m down to my last two guys, I should stop at the OP and pick some up.” or “Pass me a couple guys.”

“Put some guys on it” specifically refers to pot, however. Usually said when trying to come up with a plan or figure out rides or solve any number of simple tasks that become increasingly difficult to manage due to the inverse relationship between sobriety and basic problem-solving skills and everyone would just rather pack another bowl than decide right away.

1: “Where should we go to eat?” 2: “I dunno, put some guys on it. It’s fine."

1: “So what do you want from Sonic?” 2: “I dunno, man, we got guys on it, it’s fine.”

1: “What movie should we watch?” 2: “Fuck, man, put some guys on it. Gives me time to think. It’ll be fine. We got guys.”

by snaggletoothbaby May 28, 2011

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.

Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

by Daddybby November 14, 2019

put a crete in that hoe

shoot a mf with a big green or some shit idk

"put a crete in that hoe, like i am lebron james on a tuesday" - stove

by biggreen2000 April 30, 2022

put kai

to put kai is to put your 'hand'(kai) on a person after obtaining the required consent in order to commence with sexual activities. Followed by an '-uh' if asked as a yes/no question used as a rising intonation.

A: I finally met my gf for the first time after a year of texting online.
B: finally!!! Put kai-uh?

A: Yesssir ya boi finally a man.

by mistahmistah January 28, 2023

just put the fries in the bag

Something you say to someone whos waffling

Zach: You're such a fatass you eat mcdonald's every day and you don't take a shower. Plus you don't support Michigan Football, which brought a 15-0 perfect record and a national championship and broke numerous NFL combine records and retired Nick Saban last year. This is why you don't have any bitches and stink everyday. Gross, FOH scum.

Jamal: just put the fries in the bag bro

by Valkyrae Pantyhose Pics July 18, 2024

Put a Little Love in Your Heart

is a song originally performed in 1969 by Jackie DeShannon, who composed it with her brother Randy Myers and Jimmy Holiday. In the U.S., it was DeShannon's highest-charting hit, reaching number 4 on the Hot 100 in August 1969 and number 2 on the Adult Contemporary chart.1 In late 1969, the song reached number 1 on South Africa's hit parade. The song rivalled the success of her signature song, "What the World Needs Now Is Love".

Think of your fellow man, lend him a helping hand
Put a Little Love in Your Heart.

by SPrice1980 September 13, 2023