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piece of shit

Something invisible until you smell it often stepped upon leaving undesired feelings, smell, or disease, often the color brown can be green, purple yellow, and the rarest red.
Curt: "Wow! i bout stepped onto that piece of shit"
Bob: "Yeah I Just have a few dogs round here thats the problem they have to shit on outside."
Curt: "at least the dog knows to leave its piece of shit outside of the household."
by 62428 October 22, 2015
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Closet Piece

a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date
TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
by boosadleys June 12, 2016
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Something that's extremely easy. A combination of the phrases "Piece of cake", "Cake walk", & "Walk in the park", all of which mean something that's very easy. A piece of cake is a piece of cake & a cake walk is walking with a cake, so a piece of cake walk would be walking with a piece of cake. A walk in the park is walking in the park, so a piece of cake walk in the park would be walking in the park with a piece of cake.
I wasn't fazed by Fukouna Shoujo 03. It was a piece of cake walk in the park.
by Definitively Cool October 4, 2023
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two piece

by fupplfrlol July 3, 2024
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piece of hud

Of low quality or in a broken down condition. Related to “decroded piece of crap.”
That car is a real piece of hud.
by Decroded March 14, 2025
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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
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