Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.

Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.

by An egg's brain March 21, 2020

hitting on that paper

Getting that bread

Man Jeremy is getting real good rn
Yeah man he be hitting on that paper

by bobhello September 11, 2020

Paper

A fine ass thick ass bitch.. she has a very big heart but she doesn't fuck wit many you're lucky if she lets you in her circle.. Paper will fuck you up and she will take that shit all the way there if you push her there Paper is on her shit and is on all yall hoes necks
Get you a paper or Be like Paper

Paper beat that bitch up

by Topshotta T April 11, 2020

Paper Pilferer

Someone who steals paper at every opportunity, takes the stacks home for hoarding, yoinks any and all they see once spotted.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.

Limelia: Oh God please Cheyenne, don't take the paper! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D

by i_only_suck_fat_dick June 26, 2019

JOB Rolling Papers

JOB Rolling Papers are one of the leading rolling paper brands since 1838. The most creative individuals in the world roll up and smoke JOB when it’s time to create. Anyone that has smoked JOB Rolling Papers has gone on to experience great success and prosperity everywhere they go. If you smoke good, you roll JOB.

Please don’t ask me to roll anything besides JOB Rolling Papers, do I look like a damn fool to you?

by toofried November 23, 2021

Toilet Paper Work

Work that can only be done while taking a shit.

Steve jobs created the Iphone 6 while drinking his morning cup of coffee during Toilet Paper Work hour.

by Zhall November 14, 2014

toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020