certified side nigga secret

CSNS - A truth or fact by a certified side nigga that must be gatekept. Can be used by the non certified as long as they don’t cap.

Guy 1: “Homie, you gotta give me her @ if she really that fine“
CSN: “certified side nigga secret 🙅🏿 ♂️”

by napa75 July 15, 2023

Cigarette lit on both sides

To be in a sticky situation, where you are getting fucked regardless. There is no winning

A cooler way to say stuck between a rock and a hard place, like cigarette lit on both sides. Can’t do nothing about it

by spahT May 19, 2023

sunny side goofy goober

A move which is used in sex where a man sticks his penis into a woman's ear and urinates into it.

Last night, I gave my wife a sunny side goofy goober three times.

by Dramana June 30, 2019

the secret side of the urban dictionary

Huh, you searched this, search 1243566

So I can post this I’ll say it: the secret side of the urban dictionary

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

Slo-mo side-slide

When you're stuck in LA and you can't check on your dad in Austin because of frozen weather.

Also, a deplorable sexual activity performed when the power is out.

My pops got caught in a slo-mo side-slide, and his dicks never been the same since

by haxauce February 1, 2023

Fantastic Four sided Fanny

When the women gets sexually aroused by giving a cattle on done deal a sloppy joe.

That pear looking fat ass milf had a fantastic four sided fanny.

by Willy Wonker Walbert May 23, 2018

The back side of the urban dictionary

Hi! Well uh, thi is even more secret than the secret side uh... Heres the nutrition info of the urban dictionary then.

CALORIES
150
Calcium 40mg 2%
Carbohydrate Total 18g 6%
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Total Calories 150
Total Fat 8g 10%

Total Fat Saturated Fat 1g 6%

Total Fat Trans Fatty Acids 0g
Iron 0.3mg 0%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Potassium 50mg 0%
Sodium 210mg 9%
Protein 2g
Sugars 1g
IQ 0.000000001 mg
And that is the nutrition info of the back side of the urban dictionary

by i killed my wife for children March 31, 2023