Ninja fart

Basically a "silent but deadly" fart. These characteristics describe a ninja. Silent and deadly...

Alex: Okay, what the hell is that smell and where did it come from?!
Jake: Somebody just had a bad ninja fart!

by Flubber Womp December 8, 2010

ninja-esque

Haveing such extreme skillz,that you are just as talented as a ninja.Your daily life is just so extreme, you could be drafted in to a ninja army at any moment!

"Dude!i can heal myself! im totally ninja-esque!

by jess nh June 14, 2006

ginger ninja

ginger who be sneaking into your mums dm's

that ginger ninja took my mum

by im good at roblox parkour December 23, 2021

Voodoo Ninja

It's like a voodoo pirate, only better!

The voodoo pirate was murdered and eaten in his sleep by a voodoo ninja.

by pirates r. weaksauce January 20, 2009

vagina ninja

Some one he sneaks in and sneaks out with out you even noticing.

"He was a vagina ninja...I wasnt really sure if he was in or out".

by Scrayon May 26, 2014

ninja bride

A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.

- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!

by vibrotomographed January 19, 2017

[office ninja]

1. A code name (like "code monkey") for people that are sneeky, creative and have brilliant ideas in the office but these ideas are not related in the office directory that he/she works in. 2. An office ninja will secretly take your office suplies while your not knowing it. 3. An office ninja always will have a red stapler.

Bill: hey, Ted did you take my pens? Ted: No, do I look like an "office ninja" to you?

by Brian Luick February 23, 2009