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girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.
Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.
by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024
mugGet the girth maxingmug.

Beta Plus or Beta Max

A beta plus or beta max male is everything your everyday run of the mill beta is, plus some. Not only do they bitch out with women, they also do with males and have no idea how to socially interact most of the time.

Beta Plus, even if he paid for it, he probably wouldn't know how to engage in any kind of motions that lead him to intercourse. Ends up getting a handjob and counts that as virginity lost. Probably addicted to feet pics

Beta Max, being the top tier, and maybe even most helpless of the beta. Likely a virgin by default. Pays for any interaction from women who are scamming them and it is a 50/50 chance that those women are men, catfishing. Does it anyway for the thrill of being fucked. Addicted to feet pics and socks.
You must be a real Beta Plus or Beta Max to spend all of that money on pixelated feet pics

Getting scammed by catfish over and over again is some real desperation and Beta Plus or Beta Max behavior.
by AllyBeeNice December 20, 2023
mugGet the Beta Plus or Beta Maxmug.

max feng

Good at impressions, kinda weird but funny. Can’t focus.
That kid facing the corner of the room is such a Max Feng.
by CrayonSoup February 20, 2020
mugGet the max fengmug.

-maxxing

Internet slang suffix that means maximizing a certain aspect of one's life. Comes from "minmaxxing", a term for extracting the maximum output from the minimum input.
In light of this, I have been fertility-maxxing for the last few months.
by meluvcheese June 12, 2024
mugGet the -maxxingmug.

Max

A passionate guy who is born for Investment banking. The man who represents the definition of the perfect investment banker
This year I have been offered a summer Max in m&a
by IFCD November 22, 2021
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max Bloom

"He looks like Max Bloom"
OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
by Girlboss121212 October 9, 2022
mugGet the Max Bloommug.

Max in australia

Very hot athletic and cute, wherever he goes women and men flock him. The one and only true definition of a homo
Wow I want to be like max in Australia to pull women and men
by Max in Australia April 14, 2022
mugGet the Max in australiamug.

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