Bronx Math

bronx math suck mad dick the uniform ugly too

minaj: yoo i fucking hate bronx math

starkeisha: bitch me too let’s drop out

by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020

Math

The art of frustration and stuff your never going to use that teachers try to shove in your brains through your ear but comes out the other side like your finger, While math class is the dungeon of misery where you go to get yelled at by the teacher because you can't find out why the hell x would equal x*y * \(' _ ')/ ?

I am i jail because I'd rather be here than do math.

by fa la la la fa la la no March 5, 2019

Girl math

Used to lower body count.

Girl please I slept with all those guys several years ago girl math says that they don't count when I slept with them recently.

by Fellaisonpoint February 12, 2024

Math

Math is an acronym

M.A.T.H. stands for

Mental Abuse To Humans

This is Math. : (

by Fice123 October 23, 2018

1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.

Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!

by Carry on young one February 20, 2025

Math

M ental

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H umans

Bob: Hey Joe what did u do last night

Joe: I did some math

Bob: You should get some therapy for that abuse done to you.

by apersonthathateslife June 21, 2018

Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018