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Math

It is the lesbian sister of biology
Son : Dad, what is math?
Dad : Son, math is just the lesbian sister of Biology
by mashd.potatoe June 10, 2018
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Maths ting

A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
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Math

Something that some kids are excited to learn when they hear about it, but once realization finds them, they either want to skip school or stay at school. It will also STAY in their head for the rest of time
I'm learning math this month, mum!
by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024
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maths

friend: what did you get in that maths test?
me: ...
by zxxrrxx January 25, 2022
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Math

A common misspelling of the word Meth. Is commonly used by people making the rules for a coincidentally named topic known as Mathematics.
Nate: I would like one Math please!
Not my drug dealer: dafaq?
by Sketchel March 7, 2022
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math

student1: what does math mean

student2: mental abuse to humans dude

student1: damn that do be true tho
by s.ni193 May 30, 2022
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math

the torture that corrupts the human brain damaging life as we know it. and forcing young children to solve other people's problems
when you do math your heart rate goes from 80-110 in seconds
by bestfreindswithaveragejoe November 1, 2022
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