An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected
Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here
by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017
Get the Lord cock lessmug. A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.
Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."
by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019
Get the Lord Farquaadmug. by MetalRebel June 30, 2017
Get the Creep Lordmug. by lil g tango February 25, 2017
Get the Lord Nawhalmug. The lord of the cucks is a man who simply has no pleasure in being the central piece of attention during sexual intercourse. This man is a man who is beyond all other cucks and watches other cucks unironically for better cuck techniques. The true lord of the cucks right now is none other then Rayaan Ahmed. This iteration of the lord of the cucks is one that has risen with power greater then his predecessors, and is one that will break the boundaries of cuckanism and push forward with the strength needed to bring down the social consensus tied to it.
by WanksterGranny June 5, 2024
Get the Lord of the cucksmug. A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).
Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'
B 1945
D 1998
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).
Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'
B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
Get the Lord Custard Pigeon-Pantsmug. A regal queen from Louisiana who is fun but also sassy and doesn’t shy away from shaking his tail feather cmon now please. He’s willing to rattle things up but not at the expense of his close friends, if things get ugly he knows where to turn. His beak always points to true north. He’s always got room for some more cake.
by Lord bird feather February 27, 2022
Get the lord birdmug.