July

The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports, because it's the time of year to think about that.

Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, it's bullshit.

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

July 5

National say yes to someone who asks you out day

Them: hey.
You: hey.
Them: will you be my girlfriend?
You:what?
Them:you have to say yes cause it's July 5, national say yes to someone who asks you out.
You: fine, yes I will.

by Double o g 53 June 10, 2022

JULY 23

I WAS BORN ON THIS DAY
CALLING ALL PEOPLE BORN ON JULY 23
WE ARE SUPRUME LEOS
WE WILL BREAK UR KNEES

WE POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS

PERSON "WHENS UR BDAY MATE?'
ME"JULY 23"
PERSON"YOU ARE FLIPPING AWESOME"
ME"LETS GO POOP PENCIL SHREDDINGS"

by ieatkids:3 February 16, 2024

July 8

He is a playboy and a lying character, he doesn't know how to eat, sleep, he is the worst boy

He : How you correct all girls
He : because i born in july 8

by Karmegakuzhali May 28, 2021

Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025

July 1st

National chest day in honour of Jo Linder aka joesthetics who left us too soon. Rest in paradise king ❤️ 🩹

Today is the July 1st and we are getting chest in the gym

by Smyth.Reece July 3, 2023

July 28

National Rex Oz Day

July 28 is fucking rex oz day

by Rex Oz July 28, 2022