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Jacob

A VERY cute guy who is INSANELY intelligent, funny, somewhat outgoing and has an amazing personality, he also is a shy person until you get to know him, but he also has those days where he is the most outgoing person you’ll know. Jacob has an amazing body because he was somewhat chubby and insecure about his body as a teenager, has the most amazing eyes EVERRR!!! He is very dedicated once he puts his mind on something, he has HUGE dreams for his career. He is selfish, but he is unselfish about the peeps who he loves and is friends with. Has went through a lot as a child. Has a somewhat crazy side as well. He is also freaky....;))
ELLA: OMG who is that cutie??!
EMILY: OML that’s Jacob, he’s such an amazing guy!!
by xx_XXXTentacion_xx April 12, 2019
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Jacob is a complete fucking peice of shit who is nothing more than a ditwit idiot. But sometimes he's pretty cool.
Jacob's a shithead but cool when you get to know him
by Frankendorf April 12, 2019
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Jacob

A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)
that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball
by NRHS J DUNk April 16, 2019
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Jacob

The man whoriest man whore who ever man whored
Jacob is one real man whore alright
by Laneybears September 17, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob, the kind of guy to leave his friends when he’s in a relationship. Come’s up with excuses to avoid hangs.
Guys: hey man, come hang out
Jacob: can’t guys, i’ll be sleeping. Sorry.
by AguythatknowsJacob September 19, 2019
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A sexy ass man with a 14 inch cock. All the women love him because he is so sweet and cute and his body is perfect, you friends milf mom has probably fucked him.
by ieatmadasslmaourmoms September 23, 2019
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Jacob van Hattem

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew
by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019
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