1.) a computer network sub-par to those in parts of Africa.
2.) Unable to perform basic tasks; such as load a web page.
3.) YouTube.....forget it.
4.) Can only be used between the hours of 2-6 A.M.
2.) Unable to perform basic tasks; such as load a web page.
3.) YouTube.....forget it.
4.) Can only be used between the hours of 2-6 A.M.
by Here We Go1 January 28, 2011

The Typing Law is a simple fact that typing in all caps breaks internet law.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.
Part two of the internet law states that typing in a manner alternating between capital and lower case letters as in the example provided below is merely a shallow attempt to appear cool and/or ghetto-fabulous.
People are advised to avoid breaking either of these laws at risk of angering the entire internet.
TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is FrOwNeD UpOn As It MaKeS yOu ApPeAr ReTarded. This breaks internet typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law
THIS IS IN ALL CAPS! This also breaks typing law
by Masta_J December 9, 2008

When a person, usually male, on the internet changes their listed gender to the opposite one on some website. Some people only do this for attention, but there are others who feel seriously about it and want to begin living on the internet as the opposite sex since they can't do it in real life.
Did you hear about John's internet sex change? He changed his gender on Last FM to 'female' and has been acting like he has always been a woman. Maybe he has been, it's the internet so you can never be completely sure.
by deathwish124 September 2, 2009

Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
by AnOnYmOuS (could it really be anything else?) January 1, 2009

Shows you thing you could of lived your life without knowing for example
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The three gorges dam slowed down the worlds rotatain
Me: WTF i didnt need to know that your just a youtuber not a scientist
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The three gorges dam slowed down the worlds rotatain
Me: WTF i didnt need to know that your just a youtuber not a scientist
Daily dose of internet is a youtubet
by Hello help me September 13, 2020

A complete firefox rip-off, except that it's laggy, buggy, vulnerable to hackers and fail to apply web standard. and oh yes, it completely sucks.
Frankly it's just the ie6 engine with a fancy new GUI.
Frankly it's just the ie6 engine with a fancy new GUI.
ie guy: "look, Internet Explorer 7 is sooo much better than firefox, and it has coool tabs too"
you: "are you stupid or something?? firefox have had that since many years and microsoft is just stealing that because the people are stop using explorer, and mozilla care about w3c too"
you: "are you stupid or something?? firefox have had that since many years and microsoft is just stealing that because the people are stop using explorer, and mozilla care about w3c too"
by falafeln July 6, 2007

A furry/anime artist/other talentless, oversensitive type who gets mad at a particular person (usually a female that they have a creepy, backwards crush on) and goes around trying to get even in such ridiculous fashions as writing innacurate, stupid definitions including their real name.
by tengu shoes January 7, 2005
