Second Wind

A fart from the other side. Broken wind from the penis.

I haven't had second wind in a while

You should get that checked out

by Krag 2 November 29, 2022

Second Exam Syndrome

When you don't prepare for the second exam as serious/tensed as you did for the first exam, because you now understand the format and realized that the first exam wasn't that hard when you took it.

Rita, when I studied for my first CPA exam, I spent all day and night cramming words and reading in between the lines. But now when I study for my second CPA exam, I just skim through the book, page by page. Girl, I must have second exam syndrome. ~ Melissa Jo Ann

by Melissa Jo Ann September 9, 2016

second relief

The worst guard shift in the world. It means that you get to be up in the early hours of the morning and when you go back to sleep you only get about 2 hours.

Hey man, I got put on second relief tonight...

by sebadoh May 23, 2004

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

you just wasted a few seconds reading this

by anonymous June 11, 2025

Ten Second Rule

A rule often employed for those who seem to be over-exuberant or too comfortable in their surroundings. 10 seconds before you start speaking, stop.

Shut up or I'll be forced to implement the ten second rule!

by old gregg 1 January 23, 2011

Second Sleeve

- Married for the 4th or 5th time, you have moved into the second sleeve... from a golf term as 3 balls are in each sleeve.

Jill says she is getting married again for the 4th time, a response would be "Oh you are on your second sleeve."

by Golfdawg January 12, 2022

slut second

For your buddy that's only on time when there's the potential getting laid.

For the homie that always lags... But when there's a girl to bang, he'll be there in a slut second.

by JPeoples July 16, 2014