He’s a kind guy who claims he’s an asshole but he really isn’t! He’ll do anything for his friends but he has dignity. Everybody loves him but he’s a complicated and mysterious fellow. He’s highly competent and very smart. He keeps up with his current events and gives great advice. A great person overall.
by Gnarlyandradmyguy March 19, 2019
Get the Ethan Silversmug. by Continental Nova February 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan's a really tall leftist skater boy. He's not very popular, and probably gets bullied but he doesn't care. He's really sad and horny all the time but it works out because he's pretty popular with the ladies. Ethan has a nicotine addiction and drinks too much monster energy. He also has a godly taste in music. He plays guitar and writes music but will only play you his music if he trusts you, which isn't very likely. Whether you like it or not, Ethan is cooler than you.
Chad: haha Ethan you fucking loser go write a song about cutting yourself or something emo trash
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*
Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*
Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭
by cumslut collector October 18, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a very horny teenage boy who spends his time skateboarding, vaping, and drinking monsters rather than doing his homework. He's really tall and a bit of a loner but he's really popular with the ladies. He gets bullied by Chad but he doesn't care and he has a godly taste in music. You may not want to admit it, but Ethan is way cooler than you.
Chad: Ethan's such a fucking loser ahaha
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭
by cumslut collector October 18, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Long and lanky. Originating from the land of the corn, Ethan Stiller is a mysterious creature who lurks in lonely classrooms in search of WebAssign answers. If you are fortunate enough to see an Ethan in the wild, ask him about ants.
I found the answer key to the WebAssign and gave it to Ethan Stiller. Suddenly I don't get corn stuck in my teeth.
by missnalyss February 15, 2022
Get the Ethan Stillermug. Ethan GL is a very tall handsome and cool guy! He always does his homework and does it on time. He has tall hair and bendy legs!
by Johnny biy October 17, 2023
Get the Ethan GLmug. 