David

This cunt will eat you out with a spoon and will make you do the dab until you bleed

I will clap you with david

by Thebigboid October 3, 2018

David Keenan

Peg legged monkey who's wank at fortnite

That David Keenan kid hum dings

by Nanjdog22 October 12, 2018

David

A slim and dumb person and the only 2 things they say are “Aw Seriously” and “No” and doesn’t like to see sunrises. Originates from the popular 2010 reality show on YouTube “Battle For Dream Island”.

Steve: You’re my only friend Sam
Sam: Aw seriously.
Steve: Say something else you David.
Sam: NO!

by Salt0727 October 21, 2018

Davi

Someone so awesome that people are afraid of them

I have a friend who's a Davi

by TrumpIsDaddy6969 November 10, 2018

Davi

Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person.

My boyfriend is the most amazing guy, his name is Davi!"

by CoolerThanYou5438 November 10, 2018

David

Fucking Hilarious. So funny. No man is more hilarious David.

Yeah that guy David is fucking hilarious.

by BlackThot11 December 3, 2018

David

The most hilarious person ever.Always picks you up when your down and always stares at you. Is a great athlete and he is pretty smart and of course handsome.He is kind of popular and is so cute like a little kitten. And has the Cutest Smile in the world. Also has the best hair.

David is so cute

by Alana14 February 12, 2019