nose-eurysm

The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.

The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.

by Painfully Obvious May 03, 2006

Milk Nose

When you put the tip of your dick up to a girls nose and nut

person 1, I gave Stacy a Milk Nose yesterday at her house
person 2, Damn nice.

by Windman111 June 01, 2019

Snub-nose

An extra large clit on a female, big enough that it takes on the shape of a small penis.

Guy 1: “Damn! Look at that hot bitch over there!”

Guy 2: “Nah man, she got a snub-nose.”
Guy 1: “Ew, gross!”

by Hahahaboner! July 05, 2018

Nose Towel

A Canadian word synonymous with tissues or Kleenex.

My nose is runny, can you please pass me a nose towel?

by carnyLP July 19, 2022

nose yoga

taking cocaine

The kitchen at the party was full of people doing nose yoga

by oohAhhPete February 15, 2021

Nose Brownie

When a male and female are 69ing and the male unintentionally penetrates the female bum with his nose. Thus winding up with clogged nostrils.

Jackson: Bro I got with Ceri the other day and got such a bad Nose Brownie.

Hunter: That’s ‘shitty’

by Poopassjackson August 21, 2019

red nose express

A sex position where a male motorboats a female in the Ass.

"The female got three red nose expresses last Friday".

by person_with_meanigs May 16, 2016