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BRANDON

A sexy beast that has a big pepe.His nickname isn’t Lil broomstick (best rapper of all time)He is your local clout jesus.He is a lEgEnD aT bAsKeTbAlL and also nba2k19.He also eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi.
“Damm u see that Brandon kid he’s sexy” or “Brandon has a big Pepe and eats dAt b00tY u FeElZ mE Br0sKiZi” or “Lil Broomstick is the best rapper & basketball player uF aLl TiME”
by BrAnDaT0 November 20, 2018
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has really thin-bread stick like legs :) he is fit but goes for his ex's best mate so yeaaaaa
Brandon
by okjmnhbgvfdrtg November 22, 2018
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Brandon

Has the biggest cock a gurl can ask for. Gives steam cleaners to attractive bitches an amazing boyfriend kisser and loves only one bitch at a time he may seem stupid and annoying but under all that he is smart athletic and a nice guy
God she played with brandons heart what a stupid bitch
by Epic gaymer 2345 November 25, 2018
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Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH
Brandon fucked yo girl
by Real Bot Fighting Bitch November 29, 2018
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Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.
What an absolute Brandon he is!
by Beach Bread Head December 5, 2018
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Brandon Carty

A dick who sweats his ass off to get 309 wins in fortnite
by Your mommy daddy December 30, 2018
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Brandon Mack

A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.
Golly dat der Brandon Mack is a hick.
by wgyobepiwehdweudhweupohfwuefhw January 14, 2019
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