Second Baked 

Being second hand high off of marijuana

Oh dude, you're gonna get so Second Baked off this ounce I just picked up

Second Baked by NeoLobster August 23, 2010

96th Base 

When you acquire two rather large women (120kg minimum). Get them to stick chopsticks up their nostrils and wear flippers on their hands and feet, while flapping up and down on top of each other. You must masturbate with a salmon over them. Make fish pate with the remains and feed it to said fat girls through a snorkle, all while Free Willy plays in the background.

Guy 1: Man you smell like fish

Guy 2: Yeah got to 96th base-in it x

96th Base by 2inchAl March 28, 2013

Cincinatti Baseball 

When you stick a baseball in a girl's vagina as a punishment

He gave her a Cincinatti Baseball last night

Cincinatti Baseball by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

u r baned from urban dictionary 

only if you put a dirty definition on urban dictionary. if haven't but dont believe me than serch chicken nugget and scroll.

also very clever finding this page!

u r baned from urban dictionary you monster

u r baned from urban dictionary by anonymous mc omunuss April 25, 2020

national kiss a baseball player day 

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field

“Hey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day”

national kiss a baseball player day by Jbee153 September 14, 2021

gunn baseball 

the best high school baseball program in America. they also have the best baseball coach in the world.

gunn baseball also has the best high school pitching staff in the world.

gunn baseball brian kelly baseball

gunn baseball by Jon jung November 27, 2007

Third Base 

In relationship/sexual terminology, this is the Stage in dating where while making out or making love, the couple advances by heavy petting and touching, while potentially removing a few articles of clothing.
This can include touching of the woman's bare legs, breasts, and hips. This can lead to the touching of private-areas.

For some, this can lead to stimulating one-another's private regions by Touch.
In more hardcore culture, this can also include oral sex or fingering. See also Mutual Masturbation

"I want to go and play. But Mommy says, that Angela is busy on the other side of the Hill. And that I have to wait until they leave. My friend Sam says they are on Third Base."

Third Base by SMX February 8, 2013