Soyfriend

A man that is young enough/old enough to be both son and boyfriend to an older woman.

She is 40 and her soyfriend is 19.

by Lstmimrbles October 3, 2016

brofriend

Adj. Describing the relationship with a woman that can be best placed somewhere between brother and boyfriend. Having almost, but not quite "coupling", the relationship cools to a protective buddy state, often never going further.

"Yeah we almost kinda dated for a while, but now I'm just her brofriend."

by Ericter May 12, 2007

ghost of ex-boyfriends past

1. when you must supply a male member with clean clothing the day after a sleepover, and you have to dress him in multiple ex-boyfriends clothing and then hang out while he wears them. Generally, the articles of clothing may include a cleavage showing v-neck t shirt.

I totally hung out with the ghost of ex-boyfriends past today, and I cant believe I used to date a dude who wore v-necks AND one who wore MC Hammer pants. Makes so much more sense now why these dudes are my ex's.

by hurleyrocks July 20, 2011

bloyfriend

The black boyfriend of a person who is not black.

Girl 1: Hey, how's your bloyfriend?
Girl 2: Huge

by phillyyyy December 14, 2008

National suck your boyfriends dick day

On this day may 29th if you have a bf suck his dick

Babe can u suck my dick? Yes it’s national suck your boyfriends dick day

by Sierra cameron May 29, 2021

boyfriendbiotic

A boyfriend that should act in the way of an antiobiotic to make his girlfriend feel better with cuddles, an unlimited amount of food, remote control privileges, and back rubs by request.

I feel like shit, I wish I had a boyfriendbiotic

by reallifechunk October 3, 2018

Boyfriends Buy Lulu

May 5th is national boyfriends buy their girlfriends lulu lemon cart day. So fill up and check out ladies!

Girl: May 5th is so soon!
Boy: oh no there goes my pay check I have to buy her lulu lemon cart since it’s national Boyfriends Buy Lulu

by 2021200214 April 27, 2021