August

A red haired small person who is trying to fit in and always fails. A very white person with a small penis and a very disgusting look. He smells bad and he is often a nerd. His breath is contagious!! Not the guy you want in your bed because he gets tired after 2 minutes.

This person is a typical august.

by Coolguy71725 December 12, 2016

August

Kaydence isn’t good at basketball

Jays are the best in august

by Kawhi leanord August 10, 2021

august

the month taylor swift created

“wow i cannot believe taylor named a month”
“she’s taylor what do u expect august is her creation”

by emmas.version September 04, 2021

August

A tilted fuck who love smashing his desk like Alistar when he get killed in League of Legends

Enemy champ: «Kills August»

August: « Aaaarg!! 'Smash! Smash! Smashing his desk!»

by Teemooo October 11, 2018

August

The Absolute G.O.A.T.

August is actually better than tom brady

by Augoose12 February 01, 2023

august

the best girlfriend ever. so hot, pretty, and so kind. literally the best and she deserves the world. 🫶

me: hi august! :D
her: hi darling :)
me: i love you so much 🥰
her: i love you more 😘

by astro <3 February 16, 2023

August

Dubblemoral

Woah your sutch an August, your telling me one thing to do and then you do the absolute opposite just for your own winning

by The only casual gay guy April 09, 2020