Alabama

The place where your shotgun is next to your head and your sister's in bed with cigarette burns on the bedsheet and moonshine makers runnin' in the basement. Probably also meth makers.

"Alabama is the ball sweat equivalent of the United States."

by Bruhmomentthefirst™ January 11, 2021

Alabama Wet Wipe

A degrading sexual act where the female lays on the bed and sticks her tongue out flat and the male drags his butthole across her tongue, in a similar motion to a dog dragging its butt across the ground.

That girl is in need of an Alabama wet wipe...

by Hard R 66198 June 15, 2023

alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016

Alabama

What is Alabama? that does not exist

Alabama is an illusion cast by government. Oh yeah, and aliens too.

by _pardon? November 15, 2019

Alabama three way

Have intercourse with your first and second cousin at same time

I had a Alabama three way with my first and second cousin

by Kellz72 November 5, 2023

alabama whore

a whore that just so happens to be your sister

whoa, sis, you’re an alabama whore?!

by jw_lkr September 17, 2021

alabama

the home land of people that kiss and lick their cousins and spank their asses all the time and interlock toes when they need to.

"im from alabama, and im married to my momma."

"explains alot, haha"

by pppppccczzz February 2, 2024