Damn Fruit

When your just trying to enjoy some delicious fruit and someone interrupts you.

I was minding my DAMN buisness eating some DAMN fruit!!!

by mrsmartypantz September 30, 2023

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fruit booter

a gay male (also called a "fruit" like...…..80 yrs ago lingo) who gladly and often takes any possible dick up the anal cavity into the shitter and through the colon.....and if it is a big black cock(known as a "bbc" in gay language, just so you people learned 1 thing about us)...up into the lower stomach, I imagine, until it releases its liquids into said body cavity of the moaning male sex fiend taking such loads. In old timey days, the gay guy ….or Fruit....takes it up the Butt......so in today speak. oh that fruit booter…..yeah we know him, He's an ok dude, I feel bad for his asshole though. How does he keep anything from just falling out of his shithole after his food digests and drops it into position for release?

Hey, bitches who that fem dude wearing skinny jeans, necklaces and bladed eyebrows?? …..Oh, that fruit booter? Yeah we know him, cool person, wear a board around your waist when you penisize his shitter

by Josslin Deeznuts Foryoo January 13, 2019

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Fruit Salad

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.

I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!

by DTune February 11, 2025

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