Bowl cut bastard

someone who has a bowl cut and is a bastard

you is a bowl cut bastard

let me say it in posh word
fuck u

by Mynameisreallyhot February 2, 2022

The Bowling Ball Carry

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.

Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!

by Davie Dee November 8, 2019

Sugar in my Bowl

A phrase a woman says while having sex with a man. It means she wants him to continue thrusting or cumming inside of her.

Glenn Quagmire: What was that?
Loretta Brown: Shut up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl.

by Poweltav July 19, 2022

Meta Human Bowl

Defecating in another human's mouth while filming one's self with two cameras. One camera positioned on the mouth of the human being defecated into to be posted on some weird fetish site. The other is positioned on the defecator's face while he or she makes a makeup tutorial. Very Meta.

The best Meta Human Bowl I have ever seen was Jim's in 2012. No one could tell he was defecating into another's mouth while he filmed a makeup tutorial. That guy's good man!

by doocezz June 23, 2021

Dumpling bowl cut

The dumpling bowl cut is a haircut made to look like a bowl. It is so simple, grandma can do it with her eyes closed and her titties down.

Dude, your dumpling bowl cut looks amazing! It suits your face shape well, too.

by Urbanskaterboi May 29, 2018

Uncle Super Bowl

Everyone has an Uncle Super Bowl. That one uncle who always hosts the family Super Bowl Party and makes the BEST pulled pork, wings, and dip. Think about the best Super Bowl Party that you went to and ask yourself, "Who hosted it?" Without a doubt, it was the one with Uncle Super Bowl.

Family Member #1: What's going on Cuz!? Are you coming over for the Super Bowl Party later?
Person #2: Is Uncle Super Bowl hosting!? I'm there!!

by JH21 May 8, 2022

Peace-Out Bowl

1. One last bowl before everyone splits up.

2. A bowl to help you get to bed.

Hey it's getting late, anyone up for a Peace-Out Bowl?

by met4life April 2, 2011