first cousin-uncle-in-law

1. The husband of one's grandparent's sibling's daughter.
2. The son of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

uncle smudgey

an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone

"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed

"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"

by rbudburnin October 23, 2013

Uncle Peter portion

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans

The lasagne was an uncle Peter portion

by Ass cracker 56 January 3, 2024

Unc (Uncle)

A person who has mannerisms and a closet style that would imitate someone old.

O'Neal: This grass is gonna get it today!
Ryan: How old ARE you?
O'Neal: I'm literally the same age as you!
Ryan: Yeah okay... Unc (Uncle)

by mfomari November 15, 2024

Uncle Charlie

Uncle Charlie is a distinctive and enigmatic figure who traverses the cobbled streets of Macduff, a quaint town nestled in the northeast of Scotland. Renowned for his unwavering presence and a certain aura that commands respect and even fear, he is a figure of local legend. With two primary points of emergence—the Castle Bar and the Duff House Golf Club—Uncle Charlie occasionally appears in the nearby town of Buckie, though such occurrences are rare. Those fortunate enough to encounter him speak of him with reverence, often extolling the power of his presence. His reputation is untouchable; no one dares to utter a word of reproach about him, for his formidable nature and unspoken authority demand admiration from all who cross his path.

“I feel absolutely uncle charlie’d right now”

This definition means - “I feel off my head right now”

This adjective may be misused but if you misuse it make sure it’s not in front of Uncle Charlie.

by Naemycardinnacare March 4, 2025

Uncle Rodger

The term uncle rodger means a friend of the family who tries to make a move on a your single mother. An uncle rodger often uses lame excuses to come and visit.

“Remember that bloke we met at Christmas”
“Yeah”
“He’s doing and Uncle Rodger”

by Chodemuncher69 July 22, 2022

Uncle Rodney came knocking

Engine Connecting Rod Knock. Usually caused by excessively worn Rod Bearings. This results in an audible Knocking Sound that is pervasive and matches with your RPM of the Engine.

I was driving my Car in town and suddenly Uncle Rodney came knocking.

by VegasJD May 5, 2024