Salty Apples

When an Asian person hypnotized the apple. They put salt on it.

Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS

by Øffical.ava May 8, 2018

salty dong

A German Pretzel

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst

by Sancerredave November 7, 2015

salty swig

taking a shot of balls or under arm sweat

no example
salty swig

by ThatSkreetKid January 10, 2020

Salty

A person who is jealous, because he's bad

That person is salty because I killed him

by bhdefw July 28, 2020

A Salty Dennison

A man baby that gets upset and salty when everything is his fault. One who cannot take responsibility for things going wrong.

Ricky, your being a salty dennison, seriously, stop being a vagina and admit its your fault!

by yvey October 13, 2016

Salty

"almighty government"

When he gets married, the "almighty government" is gonna feel pretty salty.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022

Salty dog

When a man receives a blowjob and ejaculates into your nasal cavity.

Juanita got a salty dog from Juan.

by JoMomma530 July 4, 2023