LORD Twain

The legendary author of world-renowned books Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Mysterious Stranger, etc. Some may just refer to him as Mark Twain, but his exceptional catalogue of books has earned him the revered title of LORD Twain.

Person A " I just finished reading Huckleberry Finn. Wow, what a great book!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"

by GarKing May 23, 2022

spaff lord

Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.

Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.

by heh3heh3heh3 September 4, 2019

Meme Lord

Definitely not you

this guy is a Meme Lord

by ricer 322 February 27, 2022

Fuck lord

A absolute imbecile of a fucking idiot

Oh jacks a absolute fuck lord

by Fuckyoujack August 1, 2020

lord save me

you hate life.

Person:Lord save me
Other person:you hate life

by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 10, 2021

Lord cunt

Lord cunt finds it funny to be dick to everyone no1 cares what Lord cunt is doing so fuck off

Did you hear Lord cunt stumping around like big elephant

Lord cunt needs to do one

by Jason's wifey June 16, 2016

lord farquade

name u give someone when they are short, have a bob, cheater, liar, and manipulator. use it on wanna be studs.

yo that bitch is lord farquade

by iclockthattea June 3, 2025