Severe anal penetration (male or female) resulting in the expulsion of fecal matter all over the giver's genetalia.
by sluggo140 April 17, 2006
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Get the Texas Track Meet mug.when a female lies down on top of a nude man on her back (usually on a table) completely nude with her genetalia spread wide. then she proceeds to give a hand job on either side of her, gets fucked up the asshole by the man beneath her, gets fucked in her vagina by a man standing in front of her, gets titty-fucked by a man sittig on her chest, and gives a blowjob all at the same time.
Daniel: Hey dude, where's your mom today? I was wanting to have sex with her.
Steven: Oh, sorry, she's busy having a Texas Take-six performed on her.
Steven: Oh, sorry, she's busy having a Texas Take-six performed on her.
by TheSexInformer May 21, 2010
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"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".
by larrydart January 30, 2009
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Get the Texas Fire Chute mug.Careful insertion of your big toe into a vagina. The penetration of the big toenail cuts the cervix, leading to bloodshed. Upon removal the blood on the big toe is known as a "Texas Toe Tag". Works best with large vagined women.
I had to scrub the blood off my toe vigorously this morning as I gave Wendy a Texas Toe Tag last night.
by Rigoberto August 28, 2007
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