Tech 'em up

When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.

Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.
"Dude, he's a jabroni just tech 'em up!"

"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just tech 'em up!"

"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"

"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."

Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"

Mike replies:
"Tim, just tech 'em up!"

Tim replies:
Tech 'em up!? How!?

Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you. You just been teched up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.

The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.

Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!

Mike:
NP

by K-Dog09 July 29, 2009

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Science teacher

Noun: The one person you would probably be down to fuck regardless of their gender

normally between the ages of 25 and 48.

"is the new science teacher a boy or a girl?"
"who the hell cares I want to have super sex with them."

by billy baby 333 March 12, 2020

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High Tech High

A school with lonely, pathetic, troubled losers. The population majority in the school is Jewish, and they are all crazy, stupid, or brainwashed (See Definiton #3). Second comes the depressed nerdy poseur-goths who seem to fit in quite well. If your not Jewish, or a poseur-goth, this is NOT the school for you.

Dude...I have no life, I scare away the opposite sex, and I have no friends....I think I'll go to High Tech High.

by N/A April 17, 2005

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Music teachers

A music teacher is many things, most common is a boring 25-900 year old who has an intrest in classical music and thinks electric guitars/bass are satanic. they can also have a big attitude problem and can be sometimes quite pathetic. spesh if you go to william brookes school.

"music Teachers", what instroment do you play?

"you", electric guitar (or bass).

"teacher", (angrey look thinking that you are a wannabe and are a discrase to your instroment) that is not aproprate.

"you" why?

"teacher", respect my atharaty(throwing table to the other side of the room).

by flkghjflgkhj February 24, 2009

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Virginia Tech

verb. The act of going completely insane.
verb. Going on a shooting spree at school.
adj. Insane or deranged.
adj. Violently angry.

Obsoletes: Postal

Gone crazy or insane; irrational. Usually observed anywhere there are large groups of students, i.e., on campus. Came into use after a student lost control of his mental faculties on Virginia Tech campus in Blacksburg, VA and went on a shooting spree, killing 32 and then killing himself.

"JR was having such a hard time getting his mp3 player to work, that he went completely Virginia Tech on it."

by anonymic April 25, 2007

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