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milk the snake

move back and forth in an unstable manner,to take a wizz
to pee, piss,urinate, masturbation of the penis,
I drank too much beer i have to milk the snake.
milk the snake by j r lang January 13, 2008

christmas snake 

When an unsuspecting person is bending over you jab them in the ass with ur thumb and yell christmas snake
Yesterday jamie was bending over to tie his shoe and i gave him a christmas snake
christmas snake by Robm69 July 21, 2006

Philadelphia Snake Pit 

3 consecutive tirds or more stacked on top of each other in a Philly hotel bathroom toilet.
In completion of a Philadelphia Snake Pit try to be the first person to defecate. The second and third persons should use nose plugs and try to avoid tird splash up from the prior tird. After everyone is finished take a picture and never flush. This works the best right before you checkout of the hotel. It can be hard to sleep with the heavy tird smell in the air. And don’t be cheap leave a dollar between the toilet seat and the bowl. Enjoy!

Lazer Snake

A ancient species of beasts. Only seven have ever been known to exist each one being on the seven continents. The North American Lazer Snake lives in New Mexico. only one man has ever been able to live from a Lazer Snake encounter. All of our information is based off of his true story. We don't know the location of the six other Lazer Snakes but we were revealed that they truly do exist. Lazer Snakes are extremely hostile creatures and should not be approached. Lazer Snake can all so be used as a large sum.
What is the area of the universe LAZER SNAKE!!! - J. Meyer PhD Lazer Snakeology

Alabama Snake 

another name for a long penis that slithers like a rattlesnake
She was eroused by Bubba's Alabama Snake
Alabama Snake by chewwwy October 9, 2006

dirty snake 

shove you dick in your girlfriends ass move your dick so it is an inch of her asshole showing then she shits all over everything
dirty snake by ZMr.cock weasle September 4, 2010