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Ombudsman school

Jeremy: I went to Ombudsman school because i wasn't going to get passed for attending alone.
Seth: What are you retarded?
Jeremy: It's called a learning disability, bro
Seth: Oh ok.
by connierobinsonkc August 29, 2023
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Uffculme school

An absolutely awful school in Devon that is hugely overrated due to exam results that the school make up.
Uffculme school is full of bullies
by mrturner69 April 10, 2023
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Uffculme school

The worst secondary school in Devon. Known for its biased staff and bullies.
by peterp22 August 20, 2023
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The New School

A prestigious university in New York City.

Considered one of the best institutions in the world for writing, art, music, and theater, The New School is very selective. It admits students with high GPAs, strong SAT scores, and a history in sociopolitical activism. Creativity is a must.

New Schoolers are notorious for their leftist, and sometimes radical, politics.
Hipster One: Did you see that jazz singer at The Blue Note? She rocked the house!
Hipster Two: Must have trained at The New School.
by Daleep January 5, 2010
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middle school

The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves--after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.
Dante: "And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks."

seriously, middle school sucked
by buffalo billy bobb July 7, 2009
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School shootings

The favourite past time of children in America
Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings
by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019
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Middle school

An infamous poison that is known to mortally wound the innocence of any elementary schooler exposed to it over a period of 2-4 years. It became tragically popular throughout the western world during the 20th century, and now many of its victims can be observed, while others lie in the grave after their middle-school induced suicide.

Ingredients in this heinous concoction include: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, bullies, questionably edible food, questionably sane practices, and distant teachers.

To prepare a dose of middle school, mix these ingredients to 300 degrees Fahrenheit in your local district until it takes the form of a large, dull-brick building.
There goes Rick. Poor child. Someone poisoned him with middle school, its like his happiness has rotted away.
by Lord Passion March 5, 2013
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