Sam samuel samantha sampson

A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them

Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?

Yes mom

Ok sam samuel samantha sampson

by Manchildidiot1111 November 15, 2021

wet uncle sam

when somebody lubricates thier fist and inserts it into ones butthole in a punching motion.

" dude my girlfriend is a freak. last night she let me give her a wet uncle sam!"

by R.I.P Geoff July 12, 2009

Sam says do me

when sam says do me, you find the nearest flat surface and grab sam. then you begin to have a macarena battle royale horazontaly. if you succeded in the battle, sam will booty drop in defeat run in shame. if sam won, expect her to zombie boy all over your effing face.

'sam says do me', 'angel says let's go'
'sam says do me', kayla runs in defeat.

by sami sed :] March 2, 2008

jebao sam ti mamu

i fucked your mom

jebao sam ti mamu means some serb fucked your mom

by jebao sam ti mamu September 3, 2022

Guy that looks like sam

He is a guy that looks like sam

Hey it’s a guy that looks like Sam!

by Violet222330 November 10, 2018

sam barlow high school

highschool full of white kids who think they thugged out .

boy: “ima thug shordyy”
girl: boy please you go to sam barlow high school”

by realahhnikka128 October 12, 2021

Sam Del Rey/Lannister

a virgin who plays arma 3 and thinks hes cool cause hes a del rey with a booter.
he has a very strange accent and laugh, what a guy

12 Year Old: get fragged sam wannister

Sam Del Rey/Lannister: Say bye to your internet you fat fuck

by Chapo "The Pedo" Guzman April 11, 2019