When two willing adults get down on all fours and place whipped cream in their butt cracks, pressing their butts together farting simultaneously. Then quickly turning around to pee on eachother. Thus creating a explosion of salty whipped cream delight!
Instead of listening to white noise wave music we created our own ocean bliss by performing The Salty Seafoam. Feel the breeze!
by Briney January 16, 2023
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Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}
by ABuurges January 4, 2013
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A phrase people say to someone when they are doing/has done something stupid or embarrassing. Put an emphasize of the word 'feel'.
*your friend trips*
You- Hahhaha! FEEL salty!
Friend- Whats 2 plus 2?
You- did you really just ask that?
Friend- Oh, wait. BLOCK!
You- haha! Feel salty!
You- Hahhaha! FEEL salty!
Friend- Whats 2 plus 2?
You- did you really just ask that?
Friend- Oh, wait. BLOCK!
You- haha! Feel salty!
by spilledmymilk January 15, 2010
Get the Feel salty mug.Perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. Available at the world-famous Grand Chau Chow, located in the heart of Chinatown in Boston, MA. I believe the name says it all. Featured dish amongst the chef's recommendations for obvious reasons. Retails for $12.95. Only $11.95 if you don't remind removing the shell yourself.
Waiter: What can I get you guy?
Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)
Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)
by Steven the Rat May 21, 2006
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Get the Mr Salty mug.The act of performing oral sexy on a woman whilst also picking her nose and eating it. A nice satisfying mixture of that sweet cream and salty booger to really even out the experience.
Craving a well rounded "meal" Josh gave Kate the Sweet and Salty by picking Kate's boogers and popping them in his mouth whilst he was going down her.
by thefatbatman1983 March 11, 2022
Get the Sweet and Salty mug.(For men) The act of collecting semen on your finger tip after blowing your load and proceeding to give your partner a "Wet Willy", with said cum-drenched finger.
Amanda: Kristy, is that cum in your ear?
Kristy: Yeah, John gave me The Salty Q-Tip this morning.
Amanda: Mmmm. Sounds Hot.
Kristy: You have no idea.
Kristy: Yeah, John gave me The Salty Q-Tip this morning.
Amanda: Mmmm. Sounds Hot.
Kristy: You have no idea.
by Brutes McGutes October 2, 2012
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