human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet

Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*

by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020

Slop Rocket

Selling a surfboard on Marketplace, but secretly trying to organised swingers party.

“Hi, would you like to slop on my rocket?”

“Anyone want to come around and check out my slop rocket?”

by Lads of bayside March 17, 2024

Snot Rocket

when someone picks their nose and takes a booger from it, and shoves the booger up their partners asshole. then, the partner farts so the booger shoots out of their ass like a rocketship.

Bro she asked me to snot rocket for her, how could i refuse?

by funguy101010 March 30, 2021

Rocket Day

An unofficial holiday that falls on November 13th. My friend and I thought of it in Home Economics when we were doing something with holidays and the only one left to choose was boring old Labor Day. The day is basically about celebrating the invention of the rocket ship.

Greg: Dude, you wanna go huntin'?
Doug: Naw, I'll stay home for Rocket Day.

by GIR needs rehab October 16, 2008

Slide Rocket

When a handjob is being given, and the male ejaculates into the other person's eye.

That chick was giving her boyfriend a handjob, and instead received a slide rocket, hence the eyepatch.

by RogerL769 June 21, 2012

Pocket rocket pussyfoot

A really funny insult to use when your in a non-serious argument. This phrase originated from Lila and Jenny’s creative imagination.

“Stfu you pocket rocket pussyfoot”

by pussyslayr April 15, 2022