Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

pot-timers

A form of short term memory loss from smoking to much pot, That affects the individuals ability to form and or complete a full sentence ie. pronounced like Alzheimers

"Oh i forgot what i was going to say" lol, "pot-timers"

by rileymorgan420 September 7, 2022

Smelly Gumbo Pot

The act of one shitting profusely in a gumbo pot after a long drive back from town.

"Dad why does the gumbo pot stink so bad"
"Because I had the bubble guts"
"So your the one who laid the hammer on that Smelly Gumbo Pot?"

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 26, 2024

Pot luck

A group activity in which you drill multiple holes in a pot and have men stick there dick inside the pot.

At this point, the jerker sticks there hand in the pot and randomly selects a cock in the pot and begins jerkering it.

The pot luck player that gets nut on their cock is out.

The final round consist of two men tip to tip. The jerker lubes their hand and uses and single motion to jerk both cocks. The first to nut wins.

( Use competitive sized pot)

Hey guys, let's go pot luck

Hopefully I get lucky in pot luck tonight

Head over to Jason's, he is throwing a pot luck

I came last in pot luck, shit

Damm cleaning up after pot luck last night was rough man

by Jordan reals April 30, 2024

Pot marked

Irregularaities and deep craters resulting from a facial fire in which someone attempted to put out with an ice pick..

I noticed his pot marked face from a distance. It was charred and disfigured.

by Delross71 June 13, 2023

Toss Pot

Nickname for a guy who organises great first dates tossing pots of good quality alcohol (mainly gin) while having excellent chat.

Commonly shortened to “T.P.”

I went on a date with a Toss Pot last night. The gin was excellent. The chat was even better

by Toss Pot 2019 January 22, 2019

Neti Potting

The ability to, when giving a blow job, let a man cum in your mouth, and then pass the load out of your nose and eat it again. A rare talent!!

My first experience with Neti Potting was when Polly sucked me off, and then passed my nut out through her nose. Bitch got to eat my load TWICE!

by Anita Pokin January 31, 2021